Dream Job
05/05/2004
I can write Social Networking profiles that work for you!
Whatever you want to achieve on Friendster, Orkut, LinkedIn, Ryze, I can deliver results. I will even take a photo that you’re satisfied with (and even touch it up – that’ll cost extra) to go along with the profile that is personalised for you. All you need to do is to tell me what kind of relationship you’re targeting, and the target audience (male/female) and we’re all set. I’ll even prep you about the music and movies and affiliations that I will enter into your profile, so you’ll never be caught off-guard. For deluxe subscribers, I will add you to my friends list and write you a glowing testimonial that is sure to enhance your profile.
Right.
Not quitting my day job yet.
You know what’s annoying?
wRitInG LiKe tHIs iN WhOLe PaRaGRaphS… or like this… you know? Kinda unsure… but like not really blurting it out… just apprehensively going on… and on… and on…. oR a cOmBInaTiON oF BotH… yEaH sOmeTiMEs It haPPeNs… AnD iT fREakInG aNnOys… ThE cRAp oUt oF mE.
Being unable to weasel out of meeting up with someone you’ve no real intention of meeting up with. Is there a nice way of saying, we go way back but I’ve better things to do ahead? My plan now is to bring along someone who will probably annoy the person I don’t really wanna meet, or set it up in a social setting that’s too awkward. That way, we’ll all suffer enough to know better than to attempt it again.
Keeping my fingers crossed. Hampers my typing.
Terribly Tired Today
Conference Calls cause considerable cranium crapping.
Nothing like a-little-ration, but I should dish this sparingly.
