I will be the pattern of all patience; I will say nothing.

Just a quick note to say Happy V Day
Since it’s my day, it’s V Day everyday so please don’t feel shy to give me chocolate any day.

For you singles out there, V Day is also Singles Awareness Day. And since we should celebrate V Day everyday, you should also be painfully aware that you’re single everyday. If you are, that is. Hehehehhehahahahaa.

This is why I have so few friends.