I will be the pattern of all patience; I will say nothing.

I was just minding my own business, listening to my music at work today when I suddenly started to pay attention to Tony Bennett who was crooning so sweetly. He sang me the funniest thing.

I wanna be around
To pick up the pieces
When somebody breaks your heart
Some somebody twice as smart as I

A somebody who will swear to be true
As you did to me
Who’ll lead you to learn that misery loves company
Wait and see

I mean I want to be around
When he breaks your heart to bits
Let’s see if the puzzle fits
So fine

And that’s when I’ll discover that revenge is sweet
As I sit there applauding from a front row seat
When somebody breaks your heart
Like you broke mine

You just gotta love a song like this.