I will be the pattern of all patience; I will say nothing.

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I like it when situations turn turtle and roles switch. It’s so fun to watch people cringe when the balance of power tips.

Like if your boss’ boss’ boss’ contemporary shows up and your boss is on the wrong end of the bargaining table.

Or despite being a horrible wife, you find out your husband still doesn’t know when your birthday is. Or your anniversary.

All these being hypothetical situations, of course, but leverage is such a powerful concept.

So here I am, using KF’s Mac while he’s going nutty on my old desktop looking for stuff to print. He’s nuts over our new printer and agrees completely and wholeheartedly that the inkjet was a great idea. He is completely convinced that getting an inkjet was definitely better than getting a lame-assed monochrome laserjet printer, the woolley mammoth of printers and so boringly utilitarian.

He would also like to state for the record that I did not coerce him into saying all that.

And here I am completely enjoying the iLap and the Mac. Love this keyboard.