I will be the pattern of all patience; I will say nothing.

Christian Bale is so hot
He looks hot, he probably smells hot, and he sure sounds as hot as he looks. I’d be willing to let him off on the British accent rule since he’s technically British though he won’t shake off that American accent.

The only person who sounds better than Christian Bale is Clive Owen, but then again, on the looks factor there’s not contest there. hehe.

It’s just a pity the voice of Sophie in Howl’s Moving Castle is Emily Mortimer, who just sounds too much like her whiney character in Match Point to be likeable, unfortunately. And the only other movies Christian Bale is in are things like Batman with eewww Katie Cruise, and American Psycho, where he hacks women to bits. Not very savoury.

A sure sign you’re in a next demographic box is when your favourite actors start settling down and having kids. Matt Damon just had a baby girl, Christian Bale’s got a kid, Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise too. Next thing I know – Michael Chang will have gotten married and had a couple of kids too.

Drat.