I will be the pattern of all patience; I will say nothing.

Big congratulations to Mr and Mrs Eeevahn Tan!
On the arrival of their newborn.

Well, as a side note – and a public service announcement – if you are thinking of having kids, please restrain yourself in the months of July, August and October to have your kids. There are just too many birthdays in April, May and July. December is a good month for conception, because you increase your chances of having a Virgo. And we all know Virgos are the superior lot.

Ok. Chukka hae yoh to the happy parents. I’m outta here.