I will be the pattern of all patience; I will say nothing.

I think…

It’s probably a really bad idea, but I think the universe is as vast as it is interlinked. I think coincidences are more than that, most of the time I think they’re signs.

I like to see patterns. I like to think that when lots of people turn up in a restaurant after me, that it’s a good day for the owners. But if lots of people turn up in restaurants after me in several different instances, that I’m good for business.

I think if I talk about something, and then it shows up on tv, that the cosmos is trying to tell me something.

So trust me when I tell you that through my extensive and exhaustive research for meaning in life and work, I’ve finally settled on what I want to do with the next phase of my career.

Yes. I want to be a webelf.

Santa has his elves. I’m sure there are elves in forests. So I want to be a webelf. I hear Neil Gaiman has one. That’s a healthy market right there.

As webelf, I will spend my time figuring out what to do with things, and fighting the forces of webimps.

I think.