I will be the pattern of all patience; I will say nothing.

The inspectors visited, and seemed duly impressed (I think – but I won’t be sure until I hear the aftermath of the report they file with Zee Mom and Dad).

I tried to bribe them with a home cooked dinner, but it was a total bad-idea-v-w moment. HAHAHA. You know dinner is not going down well when they’re eating still crunchy broccoli with marinara sauce and wasabi mayonaise!

We drove them to the airport this morning so they can catch their connecting flight to Denver, CO. That went well, and they’re expected to return on Friday afternoon. So I’ve a few days to clean up, I suppose.