I will be the pattern of all patience; I will say nothing.

Had my third cup of coffee ever, probably a little too late in the night. That’s it, it’s not my cup of tea, and that’s that.

And I’m up, at 5am, thinking about how I’m finally that age I used to scoff at and make fun of. It’s starting to get really pathetic, especially when you realise anyon you’d hit on on tv is younger than you are. That until I started watching the new Takuya Kimura (AKA Japan’s Representation of Cool) serial. He’s older. Not that I’d hit on him, but hey. I’ll take what I can get. And dude has some smooth moves. Is all I’m sayin’.

It’s a little depressing when you see the men you used to drool over show their age. Some gracefully – Tom Cruise, Tony Leung, Takeshi Kaneshiro; some a little funkily – Chris from Northern Exposure (briefly!), Michael Chang (not so briefly!!!).

It’s even more depressing when I look in the mirror watch myself age. Ah well. At least everyone else is aging too.