Reunionfication: where people gather for Reunion Dinner (the most important event in the Chinese Calendar) OR where countries that were once unwillingly signed over to the British revert to Chinese rule, both situations though involve a bunch of ethnic Chinese people who may/may not be Chinese citizens.

Usage: Celebration of 10 yrs reunionfication. The whole Nathan Road at Kowloon closed!

ba nal [buh-nal, -nahl, beyn-l] – adjective
devoid of freshness or originality; hackneyed; trite: a banal and sophomoric treatment of courage on the frontier.

Over the weekend while sniffing around a really good blog I came across this article: The Banality of Heroism. It’s a good read, but first you’d have to know a little something about one of the guys who wrote it.

Philip Zimbardo orchestrated the The Stanford Prison Experiment. The experiment was a study on the human response to captivity, especially the effects of imposed social roles on behaviour. He sums it up in the article nicely: “The idea… was to see what happens when you put good people in a dehumanizing place.“

To do this, he hired undergraduate volunteers to play the roles of guards and prisoners in a mock prison constructed under the Stanford psychology building. In the end, the experiment ended abruptly, because each group quickly took on behaviours and identities associated with the roles, wardens used increasingly more degrading forms of punishment, and the prisoners let themselves get more and more victimised. People lost objectivity because of the situation.

It’s often compared to the Milgram Experiment, conducted by Stanley Milgram, which was a study of obedience to authority. The subjects were made to think they were performing a teaching study, and were required to act as “teachers” and administer an electric shock to the “learners” if the “learners” got answers wrong. An authoritative person in a white lab coat told them to administer the shock, and an actor posing as the learner would act out his pain and desperation and getting shocked at levels that are potentially lethal. So despite the “learner” pleading, writhing in pain and even acting dead, the “teachers” continued to administer the shocks at the request of the person in the lab coat.

Joseph Dimow – one of the subjects that objected and dropped out of the experiment early – wrote Resisting Authority: a retrospective of the situation.

We’ve come to understand through studies like these, the “banality of evil” – that under certain conditions and social pressures, ordinary people are capable of committing otherwise unthinkable acts.

But perhaps we should consider the possibility that the flipside – the “banality of heroism” exists. That concept would suggest that we are all heroes in the making, waiting for the moment in life to perform the deed. I like that idea. There have been cases of these, and you can read that in the article. It goes on to make a case for the re-definition of what we think of as heroes and the definition of a new kind of hero; not the knight in shining armour, not Aragorn nor Frodo. But someone who would otherwise be pretty ordinary. Someone who could sit next to you in the train or bus tomorrow. Someone who probably won’t have his bust cast in iron and left in a museum. Someone who might not even be written about in the paper tomorrow.

But someone who will stand up to social norms or rules and buck the accepted behaviour for the right thing to do.

I love this idea. I really do. It’s such a simple ideal.

That there’s a hero in all of us. We just have to do the right thing.

The set up
What it sounds like:
- swimming gear. Very skimpy kind
- someone who’s not very bright (in Vietnamese)

How I’d use it in a sentence:

• Make sure you wear your dipthong before going for a swim, they don’t allow skinny dipping at the pool.
• Ding ding dong dong you’re a silly diphthong.

Debunked
What diphthong really means.
A vowel in which there is a change in auditory quality during a single syllable, as in my, how. The term is also used for a sequence of two written vowels within the same syllable, eg fear, weight.

Source: Reference.com

Verdict:
I really think it’s a cute way to describe clothes. It even sounds skimpy! And using it to swear at someone, is like saying, “You wet skimpy swimsuit that goes up the a$$ you!”.

Just had to say it.

The set up
What it sounds like:
- a little cheeky
- a new age mish-mash of words

What the sound implies:
- to mash, to get together, to put together, to clot.

How I’d use it in a sentence:

• After applying pressure to the wound for ten minutes, the blood conjugated and I felt better at having minimised blood loss.
• After a quick ceremony held in a chapel by the resident priest, the prisoner and his new wife were allowed some private time in a separate cell to conjugate their marriage.

Debunked
What conjugate really means:

1. Grammar.
   a. to inflect (a verb).
   b. to recite or display all or some subsets of the inflected forms of (a verb), in a fixed order: One conjugates the present tense of the verb “be” as “I am, you are, he is, we are, you are, they are.”
2. to join together, esp. in marriage.
   -verb (used without object)
3. Biology. to unite; to undergo conjugation.
4. Grammar. to be characterized by conjugation: The Latin verb esse does not conjugate in the passive voice.
   -adjective
5. joined together, esp. in a pair or pairs; coupled.
6. Botany. (of a pinnate leaf) having only one pair of leaflets.
7. Grammar. (of words) having a common derivation.
8. Bibliography. (of two leaves in a book) forming one sheet.
9. Mathematics.
   a. (of two points, lines, etc.) so related as to be interchangeable in the enunciation of certain properties.
   b. (of an element) so related to a second element of a group that there exists a third element of the group that, multiplying one element on the right and the other element on the left, results in equal elements.
   c. (of two complex numbers) differing only in the sign of the imaginary part.
   
10. Chemistry.
    a. of or noting two or more liquids in equilibrium with one another.
    b. (of an acid and a base) related by the loss or gain of a proton: NH 3 is a base conjugate to NH4+. NH4+ is an acid conjugate to NH3.
    c. Also, con ju gat ed. (of an organic compound) containing two or more double bonds each separated from the other by a single bond.
    -noun
11. one of a group of conjugate words.
12. Mathematics.
    a. either of two conjugate points, lines, etc.
    b. Also called conjugate complex number. either of a pair of complex numbers of the type a + bi and a – bi, where a and b are real numbers and i is imaginary.
    

Source: Dictionary.com

Verdict:
Wouldn’t use it in a sentence unless I’m trying to raise a couple of cheap laughs (which probably means I’ll try to use it at least twice a day).